Minimum System Requirements for an Optimal Experience here:
Computer, Moniitor, Graphic Adaptor, Sound, Keyboard,
& Mouse,
...the Flash Plugin,
...and lots of time. There's around 400
some pages up here somewhere,
including the Backgrounds and Buttons. I've tried to make it easy
to get around.
"... initiated an intense emotional / physical reaction,
and I promptly nuked a Viagra factory in Bejiing -
- too cool - Thanks !"
Hope, AR
"...my doctor says I must wear dark glasses for
the next 3 days since visiting your site."
Anchorage, AL
"...ain't chikkin spelt rong?"
Foster Farms, AR
"...pulls MY chain!"
Kohler, IN
"...I accidentally came here while searching for suicide
prevention sites, and I must say, I don't have it NEAR as bad
as I thought after looking at what YOU must be going through
- Take Care, (get help), & Thanks !"
Seattle, WA
"...I AM sure you missed a color somewhere."
"..Someone in your organization appears to be abusing
entirely too many drugs. Have you considered a
Pre-employment Screening? We can help."
Washington, DC
"..hits MY button!"
Leviton, WI
"...approximately how many crows would you say
you have working for you in what capacity?"
Audobon, MI
"...Does your Mother know you're playing with
weapons?"
Langley, VA
"...dude, stoked on yer gunz, man..."
Bakersfield, CA
(Then
there's you jokers out there..heh... u kidders, u.
but I'm not afraid to post criticisms as evidenced below )
"...have you considered truck driving? Perhaps gardening?"
- Camden, NJ
"...yeah, right...the only reason I came here was because my dad made
me." - Silver City, NM
"...we can help, maybe. Email us today." - Rochester, MN
Get loads of these for some reason
"...we certainly object to your use of cartoon characters in such
depracating movies." - Fairyland, OZ
I think these were from some sort of ring, maybe
drugs or something, it was scary:
"...it's called 'Formal Art Education' - Get Some !" - Berkeley,
CA
"...it's called 'Moral Ethics' - Get Some !" - Charlotte, NC
"...it's called 'Art Appreciation' - Get Some !" - Paris, FR
"...it's called 'Divine Inspiration' - Get Some !" - Heaven, Alpha-Omega
~ Tip ~ AOL, Compuserve, Juno, Windows ME &
other CD's make Great Coasters, as well as Unique Art Materials If you glue enough of them
together into 4 columns, add a top, you've got a table.
- My Hero - (*My @$$*) William Gates
: Innovator
Then, and Now
Then
Demonstrating the first Portable Calculator
In Albuquerque, New Mexico, 1977
[Just in time for Xmas
PreSales]
...and now
Demonstrating the first Thought ~ Finger Controlled Super-Duper
Windows
CE-ME-NT Promising
to be a real heavy in the o/s
world
(Whew-i.e.)
In Possibly Unrelated News,
Shortly after this demonstration, the
Albuquerque Police Dept.
experienced a major network shutdown for no apparent reason.
[Satan Inside]
The .01% Commercial Part, my real Sponsor, I guess, that would be me.