Badge of Honor
Desert Rat
24 Hour Paintball Scenario


Produced by
Wayne Dollack and
Southwest Paintball
~ Surprise, AZ ~
4/6-7/02

[ Where a good time was had by about 99.95% - myself included ]
It reminded me of a sign outside a little town:
Welcome to Paradise. Pop.: 199 Happy Folks and 1 Sorehead

What can I say? My first time in an event this big, this organized, and this cool. It was wild. Around 200 people shooting at each other with red Zap paint...it looked like a Cherry Festival with all the flying paint, and the bouncing ones, and the ones that didn't break, all over the ground, everywhere. Those Zap balls even LOOKED like cherries, where the stem had been broken off, it was dimpled. Not the best, but the good part was, you didn't get 'hit' or out so much, they didn't break. On retrospect, that was sorta cool, but unintentional, I'm sure. I must have taken at least a hundred hits, maybe more, but I was only really 'out' a few times, and I have absolutely no marks.
  I got in my share of hits, too. It was an advantage being tall at times, shooting over the mesh, or being able to see a bit further in the towers. A disadvantage at the TeePee I tried using as cover once, they get narrower at the top. My puny Piranha marker did alright, but I doubt it will see another day of play. After I had to replace the original hammer and sear after only about 4 cases of paint, I again find that I'm developing the same symptoms as before, only through just one case of paint now. I personally won't buy anything Piranha again. The majority of the guns there were Tipmans with and without the Flatline kit, and a lot of Autocockers. heh. Pricey, those things, too. And ultra cool Nitrogen systems, backpacks, I was fairly intimidated at first, as was Terry, after he found out he was playing with the teams he reads about. I think we both got over it once we got a few hits. And we surely learned some things. The kind of places we play here will never be the same, the open forest stuff.   Ah, ... innocence lost.

  The Theme was based on the Desert Rat campaign with the British against the Germans. I couldn't believe how many people actually had a good historic knowledge of that period, btw. Myself NOT included. I just had a blast as a German Corporal in the Afikakorps, Panzerguppe Afrika, 90th Light Division, 3rd Reconnaisance Detachment, 2nd Company, 4th Platoon, MOS Commando. whew. Glad I had a card for that in my pocket. Spy check and all.

  We played on about 40 acres divided into different sub themes, such as Apache Village, Tumbleweed, Camelot (castle), Area 51, Pirate's Cove, and Sniper Island. Naturally, each team's Headquarters was at extreme opposite areas. Each team had separate platoons that were each assigned various missions throughout the game. Referees were all around for immediate decisions in play, and points were awarded on the degree of success of each mission. A LOT of thought and planning must be done for an event like this, and I think Wayne and John and all the support people did a superb job all around.

We had 'dogtags', sort of. Laminates with team number that was punched for chrono certification 3 times.

Talk about chads.
  
  Each team member wore whatever clothing they wanted, including mandatory mask at all times, and barrel plugs at all times not actually shooting. Adhering to the standard safety rules of paintball made for a relatively injury free weekend, aside from sprained legs and ankles from the rough terrain. The Germans wore Yellow arm bands and the British wore Green ones.... hard to see those green ones, but it didn't matter, it just meant if you didn't see Yellow, .... shoot!

  There was a camping area the size of Texas outside the grounds, and lots of tents, campers and trucks. Terry and I, each at 6', 'slept' in the front seat of the little Honda Civic in the first pic. All the gear was in the back because it was threatening rain, so the seats wouldn't go back to a reclining position. Although the game is called a 24 hour game, it really depends on how many wish to actually play. Our conditions were cloudy, sprinkles, and we called the game at 12:30am. To 6:30am. Roughing it, truly. Morning play resumed about 8am, until the game ended at 12:30.

  It was close. In fact, Wayne said it was the closest match they've ever had in 17 years of doing this. The English won with 3050 points, the Germans lost with 3000 points. After the game, the closing ceremonies, the awards for best of things, and the drawing for all the cool stuff, like ball vests, electric hoppers, electric guns... and some barrel plugs that they threw out... heh. well, I got a couple of those anyway...plus the one I had to buy to get in the compound... forgot about that, this was my first 'official' event, and I'd left mine at home. All in all, I'm very glad I did this. I don't think I can remember ever being as tired as I was at the end of the game, that night and all the next day, but that bed o' mine sure was a welcome sight !!

 Here's a few pictures I actually took before I started playing. They do no justice to the size of the event, as I couldn't really get any shots on the field during play... 'cuz I was playin'. I believe there are a few more pictures of John's field at his website . Also, if you're interested in playing in one of these, check out Wayne's World of Paintball for a schedule of upcoming meets. Just too cool, is all I can say.

The Hotel on Wheels
Entry/Staging Area
Terry - Pregame
The Entrance, Terry, and Our
Travel/Sleeping Arrangements
Staging Area
Terry

Registration/Paintballs
Staging Area
USO Girls
PixRegistration/Paintballs
Staging Area
Chowline Girls

Sin Sity Raiders Team
Raiders Camp
Chowline
PixSin Sity Raiders Team
Sin Sity Raiders
Chowline

Group Shot
Terry in Group
Group Shot
Pix Group
Group
Group

The Opposing Generals
Rules of Engagement
Wayne, Radar, and Others
PixRadar - German General
Dink - English General
Wayne Explaining Rules
Wayne, Radar, and Group

  Night Play was quite difficult to me. Our little home guys here talked of having a little one, as there aren't many of us. Actually doing it was far different than I expected. It was cloudy, sprinkling, and the only light was from the compound. I lasted for about 2 1/2 hours, until around 10:30pm, before I gave it up. I saw only two other people, as I made my way to the edges of the boundaries, shot at them, and found out the next day it was people from my own team who had taken the tower. All I saw were shadows leaving the enemy area. I can see the use for night vision. Someone on each team at HQ had some, but, go figure, our team's batteries went dead as soon as we used them. We won the evening, I believe.
  That left quite a few hours with nothing to do but try to catch some rest in an upright position in that Honda Civic. That was not pleasant, but if you're tired enough, you can sleep just about anywhere.
  
  Thank John and the Chow Line women... that Sunday morning coffee tasted like gourmet !! Wash down a couple of Poptarts and an orange, and it's time to get air, check guns, chrono in again.  

The next morning's events got underway with an attitude. Nobody must have gotten any sleep, heh...but we got it all sorted out eventually, and speaking for myself and a few dozen others, we had a ball until it was all over. The stupid things you do in paintball that you wouldn't do if they were throwing lead around... cover me.. I'm goin' in. Famous last words.

  I'd suely do all this again if I had to, by the way. Not something I can afford every weekend, nor fly to like some of the teams do, but I'm glad I did this one. Nothing like it ever. And Terry? Terry wants to go Pro, if that means anything.

  A big thanks to Wayne, John, the refs and Snake Bite - hahaha... yo, you made MY day !!


Happy Trooper
Almost Ready
Financier by Day, Soldier by Night
Pix Terry
Getting Ready
Typical Mercenary Type

Bazooka/Rocket
Battle Wagon
Battle Wagon
Pix Bazooka/Rocket?
6 Gun Battle Wagon
Battle Wagon Front

Sin Sity around Tank
Turret and Machine Gun
Wayne and Tank
Pix Sin Sity Guys around Tank
Turret and Machine Gun
Tank Getting a Charge

Chronograph Range
Old West Town
Old West Town
Chrono Range
My Raggedy Tired Self
Tumbleweed

Camelot
Refilling Station
Nightfall
Camelot
Refilling Station
Sundown


Unfortunately, there are no ending pictures, as I was pretty exhausted
and pictures were the last thing on my mind, facing a 7 hour drive home.

A HUGE THANKS to Dennis, the Mrs., and the Lieutenant of the Smoking Guns Team (4th Platoon, Germans) for
inviting me to play as one of their team because of a no-show/pre-register. They felt sorry for me sitting there just
taking pictures of everyone and my son, ...and as I look back, YES, I was feeling a bit 'left out'... Didn't know it showed
so much. heh....You folks are pretty cool. I appreciate it to the MAX!

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